The John Clay Wolfe Show

#444 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.16.24

Here in the Wolfe Pack, we're like you--ready and willing to jump into Spring! But before your can bloom anew, you've got to get your winter dues paid--and we're all work this week! John's got some of the best (and most troublesome) car stories we've heard in a while--and all of this week's drama centers around a newly acquired '79 Candy Apple Red Pontiac Firebird, just as pretty as a picture and suddenly seizing up...dammit! While JD covers all the news you can use, Bobbo and Gigi are awash in funny stuff you're gonna love, Turley has the stats and specs on the upcoming Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight, and PreKay keeps us streetwise. And, catch up with our old friend Adam Carolla--and we've got some BIG news about an upcoming JCW Show live music event with one of our all time favorite bands...can you say Foghat? Yes indeed, it's a perfect week to share a Saturday slow ride with the Wolfe Pack!

JCW ARCHIVE: Cluck's Out The Pen!

From the hen house to the pen to the John Clay Wolfe show! We've got the origin story of our own Cluck Norris, the rough and tumble rooster that was terrorizing the streets of Fort Worth. We decided to give him another chance so he could roll with our transporters and keep them safe and he's not shy to tell us how he's had to defend himself before!

 

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#443 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.09.24

Woohoo! Neighbors, you picked a PERFECT time to tune in, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has decided we're Spring Break bound and more than willing to start this party early! Our comedian friend Jerry Wayne Longmire stops by to hang for bit, share a boatload of laughs, and perform a little Car Astrology on some soundly screwy car and truck pics, while Johnny C. draws a perfectly followable (and not surprisingly astute) pattern of depreciation in Elon Musk's new Tesla Cyber trucks as they find their way into the wholesale market, JD and Gigi have some wise (and hilarious!) answers to listener emails, DJ PreKay finds that Jerry Wayne is more "street ready" than any of us thought in this week's Brosetta Stone, while Bobbo reflects on some not-so-secular weirdness he's been experiencing, our old friends Randy the Chipmunk, our new friend Poindexter the Florida Turtle, and the Devil himself pay a visit, and Colonel Turley keeps it all flowing right down the middle of the stream! Which leads to...well, you know: a damned good time! So grab a spot and a cold Natty Light, and sit a spell. Let's ride!

JCW ARCHIVE: Hannah's Big Lick

It's always a bag of fun having Hannah the stripper in the studio! John and the crew interrogate Hannah on her bedtime, how much she makes in a night and what her future looks like, but the tables are turned when Hannah starts prodding J.D. to see which team he plays for. Things go a bit left when she shows her brand new boobs to the crew and they cant help but wonder what famous client could've paid for those! Will Hannah the stripper kiss and tell?

 

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#442 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.02.24

You know we hate to quote movies at ya, but...in the words of the Wolfe Pack's patron badass, Jack Nicholson, "All work and no play is a major damned bummer." Or, something like that...and we don't know about you, but we expect that you know what it's like to be so damned busy on a work schedule that you kinda forget to stop and have a good time occasionally, right? And THAT is how we spend Saturdays around here. Coming off DJ PreKay's big video shoot, and Give Me the Vin's sale of the very first Tesla Cyber Truck in the country, and around sixty hours on the clock for JD, Turley, Bobbo and Gigi, we are READY for a good time!

Join us as we run the gamut, from Gigi's dominance in Wolfe Pack Jeopardy,  and JD waxing absolutely ultra-positive about a new Mail from Jail from his old friend Joe exotic, and Bobbo trying to figure out why John wants us all naked in his hot tub...It's quite a show. Not to mention, our own inimitable mix of music, sports, politics and world news, and our old friends Eddie Vedder, Johnny Cash, Hanna the exotic dancer and more, how could you not have a damned good time?! At least, until it's time to clock back in, right? So spend your leisure time wisely. Hang with the Wolfe Pack! You'll be happy you did.

#441 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.24.24

Oh boy! Just like a burned-out Fire Chicken Pontiac, the Wolfe Pack is SO much better after a tune up! While Johnny C. has been out travelling, the crew has tuned our focus and firepower on putting on one hell of a great show this week...The Man Himself (that's our John Clay Wolfe!) has a LOT to say about current trends in the car biz, NIL money flooding college sports programs, and what it takes to keep this badass ship afloat, while JD makes a special announcement that takes our breath away--he's decided to get married again, and our congratulations come with much love and a kind of loss over why he doesn't want to throw the Wedding of the Century?! You'll notice, too, that our Gigi takes a bit of "tough love" to get her started in the right direction before she steals the show (and this week's Wolfe Pack Jeopardy game!)...while Bobbo, Turley and Prekay offer so much balls-on-the-wall, realtime FUNNY stuff, you'll laugh so hard it'll get tough to breathe! Um, maybe you should have a tune up too? No worries, neighbor: come on in, have a Natty Light, and let's pull out the hardware, yeah? Always a better time with you than it's ever been without you! Cheers. We're all "fixer uppers" when it comes right down to it!

JCW ARCHIVE: SOB Origins

Yeah Buddy! John's feeling some type of way about Bobbo making "The World's Biggest Son Of A Bitch" bits about him after his wife pointed out some similarities. Bobbo swears it's just a coincidence and it seems they're definitions of a true SOB might vary. They break it down and it sounds like John might have some first hand experience with SOB's and he even confesses to some of his own SOB tendencies!

 

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#440 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.17.24

Just when you thought you'd run out of events to gamble your hard earned dollars on, the Wolfe Pack would like to propose a wager: we'll bet you're laughing your ass off before you get even halfway through the first hour of this week's show. Because we've got all flags flying for ways to enjoy the weekend now that football is dead and gone (or at least until we've decided whether we're in on the UFL)! Because you should know, Johnny C. is hanging with a VERY different crowd these days, riding dirt bikes in the daytime and horses at night, all fueled by whole kegs' worth of fine Miller Lite, AND has a great interview with Patrick Mahomes' QB coach extraordinaire Jeff Christensen to boot! Of course Gigi is keeping us boys on our toes regarding what a self-respecting (but still pretty kinky) modern woman needs...while JD, Bobbo and Turley (and don't forget DJ PreKay!) provide some of the funniest one-off bits we've ever attempted--and all live, without a net! So grab a Natty Light and get ready for a big Saturday, because we're in rare form this week--bet that! Ready? Let's go! Glad to have you with us.

JCW ARCHIVE: Stick Shift

Rev those engines up baby! We're taking a wild ride through the archives! We start off trying to figure out whos liable for a backseat bump and grind session gone wrong, but all John can think about is one of JD's classic freaky tales.
Our resident Playboy amuses us with answers to our questions like how, what, when and for how long. Let's just say Acura's can be a tight fit!

 

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#439 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.10.24

We'll concede right off the bat here that the Wolfe Pack doesn't claim license to any particular championship professional sporting events, so when we refer to the Big Game, you know what we're talking about! And we have got four quarters' worth of high-flying NFL talk, predictions, betting treachery, and more: this week's BackTrax contest features the songs of Taylor Swift, because...well, you know. (And our results on that score are disastrously hilarious!) Of course, we play quite a few of our own games: JD sneaks a new "animal character" into his Sunshine State News report, PreKay has major recruitment call for 'high class ass-shakers, wannabe hos, and champion twerkers' to model in his upcoming new Rap video, while Gigi's gaming for a new love interest at every turn, and our latest round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy! includes Johnny C's new Hollywood friend Dean McDermott, star of TV, film, and an all-around badass! Because we're all about Big Games--especially where the big balls roll: 'cause like you, neighbor, we're super bowlers, too. Score!