The John Clay Wolfe Show

#449 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.20.24

Cheer up friends, the good news is that the Wolfe Pack is in extremely rare good form this week--and the better news? It's 420! (A disclaimer: if 420 holds no significance for you, please disregard this part of the message...it seemed like a great idea at the time, so...give us a quick breath mint and visine break, ok?)

We've got a BIG show for you this time around, with LOTS of highly entertaining skits, bits, and raucous conversation you'll find tangential to that "secret" number we mentioned...and it's all in pursuit of a high old time: Johnny C. is in high spirits, freshly back from a mini work trek to Florida, and many details about his travels...he's also got big plans on the way, with Foghat coming to play our little home town of Walnut Springs in one week! And of course, there's a world of sports, music, and car biz know-how that you won't want to miss. And speaking of misses, Miss Gigi has got suitors aplenty, with a new Mail from Jail prospective husband-to-be offering his hand (and whole body for that matter), a Wolfe Pack Jeopardy near-loss that's as hilarious as it is heartbreaking, and plenty of that savvy, groovy "Gigi-ness" that we all adore...JD has got some WILD spins on the news and world events coverage that only he can bring (and some "Remember When?" stories to tell on John, now that Mrs. Wolfe has forgotten them); and Bobbo, PreKay, and the Colonel Mike Turley bring up the blunt end with enough smokin' hot fun stuff to keep us all laughing out loud! And don't forget, our old friends Tiger King Joe Exotic, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods' mom, and a whole lot more are stopping by to fly right along with us! So keep your munchies handy, and...hey. Got a light? Thanks, man. You're a righteous dude. 

And on a bittersweet note: Johnny C. has had some very sad news about the passing of an old friend of the show (and a lifelong personal friend), the one and only Aaron Washabaugh--and we pay our respects on this week's show in a way that only we can...we miss you already, old buddy. This one's for you.

JCW ARCHIVE: Christmas at Fu King Diner [Prank call]

It's a celebration! Our reverend friend is looking for a place to host his Christmas party and what better than the local Chinese restaurant! Our favorite prankster Bobbo checks the temperature of the Pu Pu Hot Pot to see if they'll play ball, but it seems like they're not in the Christmas spirit. These fortune cookies can be tough to crack so we even have some outtakes! Wear something you can get wet!

 

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#448 John Clay Wolfe 04.13.24

Partner, we'll hang our hat on this: if all work and no play makes Johnny C. a dull boy, you'll be happy to know--we're all play for this episode! And yeah, we've got Big Star Power, too. Foghat's Roger Earl is on, to drum up the band's upcoming show in our own little home town of Walnut Springs on April 27th (get your tickets NOW at jcwshow.com!) to talk some cars and music and on-the-road Rock n' Roll stories, and have a short chat with our old pal Keith Richards, Joe Exotic, the Tiger King himself, calls in to tell us the latest from Federal prison and his bid for President...and that's just the top of our bucket of fun! We'll also dig into the results of John's 'Battle In the Eclipse' motocross race between Give Me the Vin and Richard Rawlings' Gas Monkey Garage, look back at the life, career, and infamous criminal history of the late OJ Simpson, a new transgender ban in college athletics (and our own little opinions, of course), a knock down drag out round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, and as always, we've got our own inimitable take on what's going on in the car biz (including classics and exotics!), sports, world news and politics, and more! So grab a fresh Natty Light and prepare to be entertained--the Wolfe Pack has what you need!

JCW ARCHIVE: Crouching Man, Hidden Dookie

Get ready for some crappy humor becasue were on the look out for a dookie bandit! After somebody blasts the urinal with a fresh, unwanted delivery, the John Clay Wolfe show is left in SHAMBLES trying to figure out what happened and who dunnit?!. There's only one man for the job, P.I. Pre Kay and he's going to get to the bottom of this. The culprit might be closer than you think...

 

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#447 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.06.24

Well friend, we hope you bet on the Wolfe Pack this week, because we're Aces High and banking on a damned good time! First things first: after WAY too long of a wait, Johnny C's old friend Joe Exotic, the "Tiger King" is back! And he's got all kinds of stories about his move from Fort Worth Federal prison to a posh, plush county facility in Florida--where he's a lot happier, and STILL telling it like it is (you're gonna LOVE this interview)...PLUS, this week's round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy is a knock-down drag-out fight that you're not going to want to miss, John's got some sly, wise insight on what's going on in the wholesale car market (including Classics and Exotics, so you wannabees take note!). We've also got a ton of news and politics from our Current Events scholar, the Honorable JD Ryan, lots of laughs with our old friends Johnny Cash, the World's Biggest SOB, and Mango the Male Gigolo, and don't forget Letters to Gigi, our tribute to Merle Haggard in the BackTrax, and of course, this being an extra-long, bonus-sized show, we skipped buying by the case and picked up a whole keg of Natty Light! So have a brew and sit a spell. The Wolfe Pack's throwin' a party, yo!

JCW ARCHIVE: Hot For Gigi

Love is in the air and who knew the John Clay Wolfe show could be a place for romance? The lovely Gigi gets some help from John's Dial-A-Date service and she's in for a smorgasbord of unique candidates trying to satisfy her needs!
From local but married, to lay downs in Texas, John's being a bit picky on behalf of our beautiful sister, but there's got to be somebody, right? I just hope she likes a simple man!

 

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#446 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.30.24

Yeah, buddy! Friends, this week's show is a BLAST--and a supersized one at that! John and Gigi are soaking up the vibe in Los Angeles, from the studios of KLOS, while the rest of us hold the fort down at W6 Ranch. And cousin, we don't have to tell ya: when the Wolfe's away, we go the extra mile to make damned sure there's plenty of party in a work day! Which makes this week's show a sweet deal: John is on FIRE, with special guest Adam Carolla, who spins some of the best on-the-spot comedy we're ever offered on the show! John's also got a bevy of notes and news on what the car market's doing, the fine-but-challenging reality of working with fellow 'Car Guy' celebrities like our old friend Richard Rawlings, a cautionary tale or two of how to buy and sell 'classic' cars without getting bitten by expenses, and the reasons NOT to bet on college basketball...while JD Ryan brings a top-notch selection of news stories AND a special Letter for Gigi, Bobbo sleeps late and pisses off the boss (but proudly "blows" a .19 ABL into JD's breathalyzer kit), and the Colonel, Michael Turley, holds the whole thing together with tact, poise, and reason. What's not to love, right? So grab a spot and crack open a fresh Natty Light--we are so glad you're able to hang around! Cheers.

JCW ARCHIVE: The Day El Rushbo Died

We were blessed to have "Rush Limbaugh" as a regular on our show and when John paid tribute to him after his passing, the radio legend couldn't help but to call in from the afterlife. John gives him a cigar for his thoughts on what heaven is like and Rush lists off a slew of celebrities he's run in to and it's more than he could have ever dreamed of! We even hear from Paul Harvey, but he says he hasnt seen Rush around yet...

 

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#445 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.23.24

Word to the wise on this one neighbors, this week the Wolfe Pack covers a LOT of ground on the show, so...try and keep up, and take notes if you have to! Johnny C. is downright AWASH in not-so-pleasant stories about how some of the classics he is collecting are experiencing automotive gremlins (not to mention dropping pieces here and there!), while JD Ryan has brought along a record number of great news pieces: Oprah's sudden embrace of the infamous 'Fat Shot' we've all heard so much about, ordinary people making extraordinarily dumb lifestyle choices in the Sunshine State, and more, while Gigi offers a wise bit of advice for what a lady should do when she's hooked up with someone who sports the 'wrong' political view...and speaking of, Bobbo's got some funny juxtaposition regarding Donald Trump and his (maybe?) new VP running mate choice in "Little" Marco Rubio...and Turley gets us all in Dutch over a story concerning MLB pitcher Shohei Ohtani's interpreter, who may or may not be gambling on professional sports. Which gives us a chance to heap praise on our growing number of Asian fans, and catch up with our old friends Tommy Carbone, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods' Mom...are you keeping up so far? Good. Here's a Natty Light to keep you sharp--you're gonna need it! Cheers.

JCW ARCHIVE: Randy's Parking Lot Politics

Hey everybody! After chipmunks are getting a bad rap for attacking old people, Randy stops by to tell us what can happen when chipmunks don't save nuts. Randy recounts a fight he saw at the local gas station that gets a bit crazy. Turns out you've got to chalk it up to election season. Randy even tells us about the leaders of the chipmunk nation, turns out they have some similarities to us humans!

 

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