The John Clay Wolfe Show

#459 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.29.24

Yeehaw! The Wolfe Pack is back in the saddle, gang--and we're stoked! That is, besides a VERY tumultuous week of navigating the treacherous tones in national Politics, volatile swings in the wholesale car market, a local scene that's just becoming "shy of hostile," and a crew that's bent on enjoying the weekend for a change, we're going to soldier on--and we're damned happy to have you riding with us! Check out Johnny C's brilliant stabs at what it takes to pick up highlines, classics, collectibles... and to wisely turn down a half-finished attempt at a well intended restoration or two; Gigi is in RARE form today, slinging wisdom and beauty and supreme knowledge of pop culture--maybe enough to win a record third week in a row at Wolfe Pack Jeopardy? While JD shows his secret MAGA leanings, Bobbo shares a "covert" conversation he and PreKay shared regarding women's prospective "Desirability Ratings," our own Colonel Mike Turley expounds on the craftiness (and hubris) apparent in this season's NBA draft, and we all, as a whole, continue to equal much, much more than the sum or our parts. Um, if you'll indulge an optimistic outlook. Right?

The good news, as always, is that John stocked the bar quite nicely this weekend, so feel free to glide on in and land your posse right here with the Wolfe Pack! We're gonna stay grounded for now, y'all. Pass the Natty Light! So glad to have you hanging with us.

JCW ARCHIVE: Wild Pitch At Love

PLAY BALL! We landed a home run when we brought in a few girls from the local sports bar to promote our listener party. We dive in to what its like to get hit on all day, ask for parental advice and even take some calls from potential suitors. From broke boys, to GivemetheVIN employees, everybody wants a shot. These girls seem to be focused on one thing though and we'll see if any listeners are her type

 

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#458 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.22.24

Hot fun in the Summertime! We'll make no allusions to 'all work and no play'--our own Johnny C. has gotten SERIOUS about buying cars, but...he makes it a damned lot of fun to watch! And friends, he runs the gamut, from priceless "Unicorn" classics to burned-out, non-running junkers, all in the pursuit of the perfect cars, trucks, and whatchamacallits for his growing fleet. Meanwhile, there's a hint of urgency in the rest of the gang, too: JD Ryan has got the "skinny" on all the news that's fit to bust a gut about; our own lovely Gigi is in rare form today, at all times funky and lovely and deeply philosophical; Bobbo's got a chip on his shoulder about music, and for once he may have pulled off a win! While DJ PreKay puts together a VERY risqué rap about the 'Hauk-Tua!' girl, Turley argues that there's more to Eminem than sophomoric racial insults and pee-pee lyrics, and of course we're laughing all the way! So get in out of the heat, pop open a fresh Natty Light, and hang with the Wolfe Pack--we've got one heck of a fine show for you, neighbor. Cheers!

JCW ARCHIVE: Secret Korean

Howdy yall! Election season is right around the corner so what better time to hear from our ol' pal Buster Dix! This congressman or representative always has something going on and this time around he was reeling from finding out his ladies secret identity. Turns out Louisiana and Korea share more in common than you would think!

 

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#457 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.15.24

Well gang, if it's too hot to hang around outside, but still just ten days or so before the firecracker stands open up, you know it must be Father's Day weekend! And Daddy, we've got one hell of a show for ya: Johnny C. is beginning to take on his "mid Summer car buying overachiever" persona--and he's bidding hard, on EVERY SINGLE UNIT he can pick up...which means you'll be happy to find a LOT of car talk, some of which is hilariously unscripted, unpredictably hard-fought, and...you'll just have to listen and decide if you've EVER heard a more entertaining bunch of wholesale negotiating!

And of course, our own JD Ryan has all the news that's fit to broadcast, Bobbo puts together one of the most challenging (and fiercely competed for) rounds of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy we've had in a while, and Gigi shines her "Cali Good Girl" magic across the entire program, 'cause that's what she does!

So take a load of Daddio, the Wolfe Pack has got a ton of fun loaded up and ready to launch! Let's get this show on the road.

JCW ARCHIVE: You Down With STD's?

Yeah you know me! The Covid craze had John curious about how they handled other infectious diseases, especially ones of the venereal kind. Luckily we have a slew of promiscuous callers to call in and break down their experiences, or experiences of "somebody they know". With a crash course on the in's and out's of STD's, we take some time to ponder about who is at fault when a late night backseat session results in a clinic's visit.

 

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#456 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.08.24

You've surely noticed by now, the Wolfe Pack is one versatile bunch of knuckleheads when it comes to having a great time on our live radio show--but with the car market up just a tic, Johnny C. thought he'd spend a little more "quality" time talking to our listeners from around the country about their cars, trucks, motorcycles and RVs (and buying every damned one of 'em if he can!)...so here's what's what:

This week we condensed our usual four hour live program into three live hours of all of our favorite stuff: we catch up with our old friend Joe Exotic about his day-to-day routine, schemes, hopes and dreams from inside Federal prison; JD Ryan has got some of the funniest, most entertaining news stories we've had all year, including Florida News stories that'll crack you up for sure, a new report about what our friends in Arkansas are calling 'The Miracle Golden Corrall Baby,' and a public school teacher whose hobby is taking sexy (and we mean downright NASTY) selfies in the classroom after hours, while Bobbo wrangles one of our favorite BackTrax features so far this year (it's Van Halen played backwards y'all!), Gigi takes another shot at the Wolfe Pack Jeopardy bragging rights, and of course DJ PreKay, Professor Home School, and the Colonel Michael Turley keep the machine running--and THEN John devotes an entire hour of the show to talking cars and nothing else?! Hey--when the boss wants to work, we've got him covered! So come prepared, friends. It's busy, but we're still the same motley bunch you expect. So grab a Natty Light and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We've got what you need to kick off the weekend right. Cheers!

JCW ARCHIVE: High Profile

More money more problems! John was in Las Vegas and trying to enjoy some of the concerts, when the pesky covid protocol of the time put him in a testing line in a very expensive car. There were sneers and jeers but luckily, John knows how to make friends. John also gives us a crash course on different kinds of d-bag cars and what it takes to drive them and we find out what a Rolls Royce umbrella is worth!

 

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#455 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.01.24

Summertime baby, and the livin' is easy at W6 Ranch! This week's program is kind of an impromptu get-together, like any fine family gathering--or an unexpected keg party...hop on board as the Wolfe Pack catches up with old friends and new:

We don't know how Johnny C. does it, but it's true: while hanging around with his steer-roping friends, he happened upon a random bystander who just happened to be world-famous news correspondent Lara Logan, who decided to stop by for a visit. We also get our weekly talk with the always entertaining Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, who weighs in on Donny Trump's latest excursion into the American justice system, life in federal prison, and his plan to be a free man, sooner rather than later! We've also got our own JD Ryan, who covers the news with boldness and panache (including a very informative and hilarious interview with a basset hound named Priscilla)...the Colonel, Mike Turley, keeps us caught up on the latest sports scores, schedules, predictions and "hot" takes, Bobbo keeps it weird as usual, including plans to make an organic smoking device from a genetically modified chicken leg?! And of course, our own Sweetheart of the Radio, Gigi Drummond, is always handy to guide us on the "pompatus" of life and love--and she plays a mean game of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy! And, just for kicks, we invite a half-dozen of our fans and friends to join us, via Zoom, for our live radio (and Youtube stream), 'cause we're all better when we're together. So sit and hang a while with the Wolfe Pack! We've got a great way to spend a Saturday. Yeehaw!

JCW ARCHIVE: Motocross Collarbone Crack

Ouch! John breaks down how he cracked his collarbone riding dirt bikes on the ranch and Gigi gives him a stern talking to! We get a first-hand account of the incident and the aftermath, and it turns out JD once had a similar injury while in Mexico. Of course we talk to JD’s doctor, Dr. Jiminez, who wants to take us all out for a margarita!

 

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