The John Clay Wolfe Show

JCW ARCHIVE: Silent But Deadly

Let a joyful noise rip! After John's breakfast is ruined by a distracted fart wrangler, he ponders upon his own faith in the goodness of this world. Luckily, our own Reverend Charles is there to lend a prayer for John to help him get through these gaseous times. The wise reverend waxes poetically on how to avoid the pitfalls of gas and how to DO BETTER! Inside AND outside

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#472 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.28.24

Well, what a difference a week makes! While we were congratulating ourselves on such a nice little program on behalf of our "skeleton crew" of diehards after last week...it sure is good to have the whole team together again! Yes, JD and Gigi are back, we're ready for our farewell to September edition of the John Clay Wolfe Show--and we've got a LOT to offer! John's pal Adam Carolla stops by to talk about what may be the Hollywood/SCCA Auto Racing collection that beats them all: the models driven by the great Paul Newman in countless Sports Car Club of America, Le Mans, and Trans-Am races...PLUS, Joe Exotic gets us all caught up on life in Federal prison with no power for a number of days, his disdain for President Zelenskyy and other generally goofy notions, and his hope for winning a full appeal and quick release--possibly this year (let's just hope none of the judges on his motion to appeal panels are from the Ukraine)! Of course, JD Ryan has an astounding collection of breaking news stories and curious tidbits, including an Arkansas pastor who some think may be the secret identity of the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley--and yes, we've got him on the show! Meanwhile, the Colonel, Mike Turley, brings us every angle (and some VERY useful betting odds) on this week's College and NFL football matchups, Gigi gives us levity and insight on an endless variety of current events and pop culture savvy, and Bobbo's got a new "one-liner" for just about every facet of this week's conversation. And don't forget, DJ PreKay is a creative genius, with a listen to his "bare bones" start at crafting a new Hip-Hop/Gangsta take on ABBA's "Dancing Queen," and of course you'll get our own inimitable take on Music, world news and politics...and a whole "Zip A Dee Doo Dah" vibe! So stop on by, and prepare to be entertained--the Wolfe Pack is in rare form this week, y'all! Glad to have you along. Cheers!

JCW ARCHIVE: Stacy's Mom

Hot momma! Everybody has that one friend who they'd REALLY like to get closer to their friend's family. It turns out there's a lot of folks out there who have sealed the deal! John and Bobbo recount their own memories of cougars, but the listeners have had some real in the field experience. From keg stands to pineapples, we hear from EVERY side of the story and it turns out there is a chance that your friend's hot mom might just have it going on!

 

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#471 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.21.24

Welcome back to your favorite Saturday fun time! This week, the Wolfe Pack has stacked the program in a perfect form to catch us in our best light--despite the fact that we're on a Skeleton Crew this week: JD Ryan is off on family business, and Gigi is dealing with an all-new health challenge...so we're bringing you a "classic" five-man show, with John Clay, Bobbo, Turley, PreKay and DJ Homeschool covering all bases! And, we've still got the goods: John is LIVID with what's been going on in the world of high-toned mods and 'Resto' mods (you have GOT to hear this story!), while Turley keeps us up to date and ready to bet on the biggest NCAA and NFL football matchups happening this week, and Bobbo throws a dash of great news stories, current events, and "special guest" character silliness--and it's all chock-full of our own inimitable mix of music, news and pop culture--and yes, all drinking privileges are open to all passengers, so crack open a fresh Natty Light and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We're damned glad to see ya, pard.

JCW ARCHIVE: Twisted Tattoos

A good memory can last a lifetime through a bad tattoo and our listeners have plenty of them. John sets it off by recounting a drunken Spring break that resulted in his friend getting a Best Western logo inked, but I think the listeners have him beat. From a pair of lips where the sun don't shine to Chilean flags on proud Texans, these mistakes are here to stay!

 

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#470 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.14.24

Grab a seat gang, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has BIG stuff happening on this week's show! John Clay welcomes our special guest, Dee Snider--lead singer of Twisted Sister, host of radio's House of Hair with Dee Snider, and tireless purveyor of all things Rock! Plus, our friend Joe Exotic has a lot to say about life in the joint, his varying degrees of probability in obtaining a pardon and release, crazy political theories and hoaxes, and more...of course, John's doing some HIGH business in the car biz with his old buddy Richard Rawlings from Gas Monkey Garage, our own JD Ryan has a ton of news and "Stories from the Edge" for us, the Colonel, Mike Turley, has the whole weekend's rundown of college and pro football (and yes, there's some betting going on), Gigi provides appropriate gravity and that sexy Gigi "vibe" we love so much...and we catch up with our old friends Ramiro Romo (Tony Romo's dad), the Reverend Charles, and many others who exist primarily in Bobbo's mind...and DJ PreKay is as good at Wolfe Pack Jeopardy as he is in the Rap game! And of course, you'll dig our inimitable mix of talk about music, current events and up-to-the-minute news and pop culture...and DJ Homeschool catches the whole thing on video for our growing legion of live Youtube streamers--so turn us on, turn it up, and party with the Wolfe Pack! This is what Saturdays are all about, y'all. Cheers!

JCW ARCHIVE: Weirdest Place To Make Whoopee

These are the tales, the freaky tales! And boy, do our listeners tell them so well. John puts out the question "Where is the strangest place you've done the deed?" and our proud audience answered in droves. From rooftops, to horse troughs to while SKYDIVING??!! I thought our crew was a wild bunch but we've got nothing on the people tuning in every Saturday morning!

 

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#469 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.07.24

Good news Wolfe Packers, there's a party at the W6 Ranch--and you're invited! Join John Clay in his quest to enhance and dominate the wholesale car biz--Classics, Collectibles, run-of-the-mill domestics and imports, trucks, RVs...it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it, and he's The Man! Of course Gigi is on hand to keep the conversation hot n' tasty, while JD Ryan brings all the news that's fit to entertain, Bobbo brings (mostly) appropriate funny biz, Turley talks football (finally!), and our tech gurus DJ PreKay and Brother Homeschool keep all program elements right between the lines. PLUS, catch up with our old friends Joe Exotic, Alex Stein, the Reverend Charles, Hanna the exotic dancer, and more! And it's all immersed in our own inimitable mix of news, music, politics and current events...and free "craft" seltzers from our friends in Marina Del Rey. So come on out to the porch and enjoy Saturday with your favorite gang of misfits--we've got a Natty Light waitin' for ya pard!

JCW ARHIVE: High Class Hot Mom Theory

Money can make your dreams come true but is it the key to making MILFs?? John noticed a plethora of dimepiece moms dropping their kids off at a private school and it got him wondering, just how much does money play a factor in attractiveness? The crew takes a deep dive into classism, social economics and..oh who am I kidding, we're all just trying to catch us a big fish in a nice tax bracket! Money makes the world go 'round, and it apparently gives you more time for yoga as well!

 

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#468 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.31.24

Well hey neighbor, come on in! We're smack dab in the middle of good ol' John Clay's birthday week--and we are celebrating! You'd think such an atmosphere of pure joy would hold up the old "work time" clock, but...well, Johnny C. has still got cars to buy--a lot of 'em--and it's a good time listen to hear him do it! Meanwhile, our own Gigi Drummond has got an unsurprisingly brilliant turn phrase for every bit of entertaining news and gossip the gang presents; JD Ryan is in top form, with all of the current trends and news items you'll only get here. AND, the Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, tells us about life in the Federal pen, rumors of the new documentary Monkey Love (from the same producers who brought us the original Tiger King), the Colonel Mike Turley has all the sports tabs you're craving at the start of NCAA Football season...and catch up with our old friends Johnny Cash, the Reverend Charles, and more! But it's a heavy load, so we might ask you to carry a parcel or two, y'understand. Luckily, we pay out in cold, refreshing Natural Light! So...everybody's happy, yeah? Fair enough. We've got your favorite spot saved, partner. Let's party!