The John Clay Wolfe Show

#489 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.25.25

Welcome back neighbor--hope you're surefoot and steady, because this week's show packs a heck of a wallop! John Clay took our new President's remarks about ending censorship to heart--and has decided that it applies to us elegant nitwits in the radio biz...so you'll hear plenty of topics that ride right up to the line of what the FCC might find just short of exceptionable: we've got stories about the massage industry, "little" people, raw deals, small town politics, and the madddening unreliability of contractors. John's also got a feast of cars to try and get bought--and this week's menu has some real dandies! Of course, JD Ryan has a briefcase full of fun, weird, and hilarious news stories to share, Bobbo is waxing decidedly nonplussed about the evolving political atmosphere these days, our man Turley has one more round of football wagers for John this side of the Big Game, DJ PreKay has produced another masterpiece of Rap satire you won't want to miss, and Gigi's got just enough class to keep us all safely between the lines! AND, catch up with our old friends Johnny Cash, Keith Richards, the Devil himself, and more, along with our inimitable take on music, sports, politics and pop culture. So come on in, grab a comfy spot, and crack open a fresh Natty Light--thanks for riding with the Wolfe Pack!

JCW Archive: A Song About Asymmetry

Gigi is feeling a bit lopsided but luckily our compassionate fans are here to lift her spirits! We get an in depth analysis of Gigi's cleavage and the inspiration is pouring in for listener Greg J, who put his songwriting skills to use. Check out the hit song and hopefully Gigi's spirit won't be the only thing lifted!

 

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#488 John Clay Wolfe Show

Welcome back, neighbor! We know you love listening to the show just as much as we love putting it together, so we'll just say we all got lucky this week, because the Wolfe Pack has got a fantastic show for you this week! Our old friend Jerry Wayne Longmire is here after his stand up show in Walnut Springs, and he brought his friend Sam Miller along, so we've got about a ton-and-a-half of extra laughs packed in for ya, as these two touring comedians tell us all about life on the road, how the come by their onstage material, and how their lives brought them to making people laugh for a living.

Of course Johnny C. is downright embroiled in gauging which units are up (and which ones are down!) in the car market--and you KNOW he can't resist sweetening the deal with priceless classics, collectibles...even a certain 'custom build' Six-By Ferrari mod that's headed to Barrett Jackson, if he and Richard Rawlings at Gas Monkey Garage can get it finished on time, that is...while JD Ryan has got all the news that's fit to laugh at, Gigi shares a sunny smile and a deliciously kinky point of view that's 'Oh So Gigi,' the Colonel, Mike Turley, has one more round of football picks, predictions, and betting propositions designed a to drain as much off the Wolfe's money as he can this side of the NFL Conference matchups, and Bobbo's got the never-before-heard story of our fighting rooster buddy Cluck Norris, and a round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy that includes the whole JCW crew AND our new comedian friends! And, we've got our own inimitable take on sports, music, news and politics, Paul Rodgers and Bad Company in the BackTrax, and more. So have a listen and share a laugh with the Wolfe Pack--we saved an ice cold Natty Light just for you! 

JCW ARCHIVE: Dually Delinquence

A call about a '93 dually truck takes John down memory lane to when he had his own heavy duty truck. John was young and terrorizing the streets but he was going to be damned if he's going to let a pesky towing company keep him from rolling! Luckily, John can live out his delinquent dreams once again, as a caller sells him a dually truck live on the air. Let's roll!

 

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#487 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.11.25

Hang on friends, 'cause this week's show is a bumpy ride! First things first: we're all sick with worry about our friends in California and their devastating loss and terrifying challenge of handling the massive wildfires they're dealing with--and we encourage you to help any way you can, at redcross.org.

John and his friend Richard Rawlings from Gas Monkey Garage are a wee bit stressed out about the status of their "Six-by Ferrari" super mod car, which the engineering team have delivered with a less-than-finished status--will they make it to the Barrett Jackson auction on time?! We've also got college playoff football results: looks like the first CFP matchup will pit the Ohio State Buckeyes against the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame! We'll share all of our opinions, impressions, and the experience of watching the game together (even JD Ryan joined us for the fun!)...speaking of JD, this week he's brought us a whole mountain of weird and funny news items that you won't want to miss; John shares an especially odd/dangerous story of how social media can make people in a small town go from simply argumentative, to mean-spirited, to nearly homicidal! And while Gigi adds a splash of class and the latest on that nasty man PDiddy,, Bobbo commits the most monumental JCW Show contest "screwup" in recent history...and of course, you'll want to catch our inimitable takes on music, sports, world news and politics...oh! And John's still in the business of buying cars, and he's got some feisty prospective sellers that'll keep you highly amused. So come on in, grab a spot, and join us for a toast. Saturday's all ours, neighbor! Thanks for hanging with the Wolfe Pack.

JCW ARCHIVE: The Pump Club

BURR! Texas has frozen over and the W6 Ranch is feeling the freeze. John's pipes bust from a lack of insulation in his well house and Squirrel's done his best to fix it, but John's left with a shady shack. It reminds him of the time he accidentally took his wife to an alternative lifestyle club and Gigi has a lot to say about how she THINKS some of those clubs are!

 

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#486 John Clay Wolfe 01.04.25

Good news Wolfe Pack, we're back! It's our first show of 2025...and with all of this loose-ended "Holiday" scheduling, we're damned glad to get back into the groove--and we've got a Hell of a program for ya: Johnny C. is downright on fire with his pursuit of buying every available vehicle he can, including some classic and collectibles that you're going to want to hear about! Of course, our newsman JD Ryan has got some fascinating current events to share with us, while the Colonel, Mike Turley, screws one more profitable pin into his cap over placing bets with John Clay over this year's final NFL and college football matchups, and Bobbo mourns the loss of a not-so-long-ago girlfriend from his old home town. AND, we've got special visits from our old friends Rush Limbo, a year-end farewell to some of our favorite dearly departed celebrities from 2024, and the great Juan Solo--who's now starring as "Juan Dutton" in a new Latino limited series of Mexican Jellostone--the Dutton Family Saga! So sit back and enjoy some time with the Wolfe Pack--we're back, baby!

#485 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.28.24

Well whattayaknow--after planning a week off and letting all of the 'regulars' on the show take a spot of year-end time off, our man Johnny C. decides to do his year-end show solo...and it's a rare look at the man fielding EVERY caller! Catch some intimate moments with John Clay the expert car buyer, some laughs with good friends, and a farewell to 2024 with the inimitable style of the one and only John Clay Wolfe! Happy New Year, y'all!

JCW ARCHIVE: Porno Tony

Let’s start the New Year with a BANG! When John finds out he’s got an employee who worked in the adult entertainment business, he’s got a load of questions for him. They go from how he got started to how much money he makes and the fellas are enthralled through and through. We even let the callers take a turn and ask their questions and Tony fills in the blanks like a good gigolo should!

 

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#484 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.21.24

Buckle up partner, because we've got a bit of a bumpy ride for you this week. But as we say here at The John Clay Wolfe Show, in the absence of a Christmas miracle, we can turn a perceived Christmas disaster into a pretty good time:

When John gets snowed in out in rural Pennsylvania for the Penn State/SMU game, without a functioning remote rig, you'd think we'd be sunk for this year's special Christmas episode--but with a little ingenuity, and a full cast of talented misfits, and a good buddy who's a rapidly up-and-coming stand up comic, we give you our John Clay Wolfe Show Christmas Extravaganza--featuring guest host Jerry Wayne Longmire!

Needless to say, mission accomplished--and we couldn't have done it without ya, friends. So enjoy our last little hoorah of the Holiday Season, and have some of Colonel Turley's 'special' egg nog while you're here! Cheers to you.