The John Clay Wolfe Show

JCW ARCHIVE: 400 Lbs Of Service

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#474 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.12.24

Well howdy partner, come on in! The Wolfe Pack is down one member with Bobbo out sick--but we pulled off a fantastic show anyway--John's concerned about his ol' buddy Joe Exotic, who's in isolation for a strange infection that's going around the federal medical facility where he's incarcerated; Speaking of good times, it's Texas/OU weekend in Dallas, and we're giving away tickets! Of course, JD Ryan has a briefcase full of news: Los Angeles spray paint warriors are "tagging up" some of the most expensive mansions on the rich side of town, a guy took a dare and literally gave himself a pretty good looking tattoo--while riding a roller coaster! Mr. Turley has his eye on sports this weekend, and shares a TON of smart picks, good bets, and an NFL preview you won't want to miss! Meanwhile, Gigi and our own DJ PreKay and DJ Homeschool keep our technical side up and running--and don't forget, we're just ONE WEEK away from the Rattle & Roll Rally and car show, next Saturday, November 19th, in Walnut Springs, TX. Come hang with the Wolfe Pack! Cheers.

JCW ARCHIVE: Son Of A Beach!

We're going to the beach! An EXPENSIVE beach that is. John was recently home from his family vacation to the Bahamas and it turns out he's giving off more Griswold vibes than he thought. From bogus charges to expensive drinks, it seems like the island is trying to leave his pockets flat. Yet, you find joy in the small things, like your teenage son exposing you for looking at bikini ladies!

 

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#473 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.05.24

Hey there neighbor, welcome to Saturday! You're gonna be glad you stopped by, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has got some good stuff going on: Johnny C. is slowly but surely putting our little home town of Walnut Springs, Texas on the map, and in a good way! Of course, we're beaming out from our studio South of town, with JD Ryan's briefcase full of news, Bobbo's quirky-weird comic genius, Colonel Turley's wide world of sports (and YES, there's a healthy bit of betting advice and expertise to be found here), and the lovely Gigi's addition of oh-so-sexy grace and style...PLUS, our own inimitable take on music, world news and politics, visits from our old friends Joe Exotic, Rush Limbo, the Prince of Darkness, Johnny Cash, and more! And don't forget to join us in Walnut Springs for the Rattlesnake & Roll Car Show Rally on October 19th!

JCW ARCHIVE: Silent But Deadly

Let a joyful noise rip! After John's breakfast is ruined by a distracted fart wrangler, he ponders upon his own faith in the goodness of this world. Luckily, our own Reverend Charles is there to lend a prayer for John to help him get through these gaseous times. The wise reverend waxes poetically on how to avoid the pitfalls of gas and how to DO BETTER! Inside AND outside

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#472 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.28.24

Well, what a difference a week makes! While we were congratulating ourselves on such a nice little program on behalf of our "skeleton crew" of diehards after last week...it sure is good to have the whole team together again! Yes, JD and Gigi are back, we're ready for our farewell to September edition of the John Clay Wolfe Show--and we've got a LOT to offer! John's pal Adam Carolla stops by to talk about what may be the Hollywood/SCCA Auto Racing collection that beats them all: the models driven by the great Paul Newman in countless Sports Car Club of America, Le Mans, and Trans-Am races...PLUS, Joe Exotic gets us all caught up on life in Federal prison with no power for a number of days, his disdain for President Zelenskyy and other generally goofy notions, and his hope for winning a full appeal and quick release--possibly this year (let's just hope none of the judges on his motion to appeal panels are from the Ukraine)! Of course, JD Ryan has an astounding collection of breaking news stories and curious tidbits, including an Arkansas pastor who some think may be the secret identity of the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley--and yes, we've got him on the show! Meanwhile, the Colonel, Mike Turley, brings us every angle (and some VERY useful betting odds) on this week's College and NFL football matchups, Gigi gives us levity and insight on an endless variety of current events and pop culture savvy, and Bobbo's got a new "one-liner" for just about every facet of this week's conversation. And don't forget, DJ PreKay is a creative genius, with a listen to his "bare bones" start at crafting a new Hip-Hop/Gangsta take on ABBA's "Dancing Queen," and of course you'll get our own inimitable take on Music, world news and politics...and a whole "Zip A Dee Doo Dah" vibe! So stop on by, and prepare to be entertained--the Wolfe Pack is in rare form this week, y'all! Glad to have you along. Cheers!

JCW ARCHIVE: Stacy's Mom

Hot momma! Everybody has that one friend who they'd REALLY like to get closer to their friend's family. It turns out there's a lot of folks out there who have sealed the deal! John and Bobbo recount their own memories of cougars, but the listeners have had some real in the field experience. From keg stands to pineapples, we hear from EVERY side of the story and it turns out there is a chance that your friend's hot mom might just have it going on!

 

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#471 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.21.24

Welcome back to your favorite Saturday fun time! This week, the Wolfe Pack has stacked the program in a perfect form to catch us in our best light--despite the fact that we're on a Skeleton Crew this week: JD Ryan is off on family business, and Gigi is dealing with an all-new health challenge...so we're bringing you a "classic" five-man show, with John Clay, Bobbo, Turley, PreKay and DJ Homeschool covering all bases! And, we've still got the goods: John is LIVID with what's been going on in the world of high-toned mods and 'Resto' mods (you have GOT to hear this story!), while Turley keeps us up to date and ready to bet on the biggest NCAA and NFL football matchups happening this week, and Bobbo throws a dash of great news stories, current events, and "special guest" character silliness--and it's all chock-full of our own inimitable mix of music, news and pop culture--and yes, all drinking privileges are open to all passengers, so crack open a fresh Natty Light and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We're damned glad to see ya, pard.

JCW ARCHIVE: Twisted Tattoos

A good memory can last a lifetime through a bad tattoo and our listeners have plenty of them. John sets it off by recounting a drunken Spring break that resulted in his friend getting a Best Western logo inked, but I think the listeners have him beat. From a pair of lips where the sun don't shine to Chilean flags on proud Texans, these mistakes are here to stay!

 

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#470 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.14.24

Grab a seat gang, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has BIG stuff happening on this week's show! John Clay welcomes our special guest, Dee Snider--lead singer of Twisted Sister, host of radio's House of Hair with Dee Snider, and tireless purveyor of all things Rock! Plus, our friend Joe Exotic has a lot to say about life in the joint, his varying degrees of probability in obtaining a pardon and release, crazy political theories and hoaxes, and more...of course, John's doing some HIGH business in the car biz with his old buddy Richard Rawlings from Gas Monkey Garage, our own JD Ryan has a ton of news and "Stories from the Edge" for us, the Colonel, Mike Turley, has the whole weekend's rundown of college and pro football (and yes, there's some betting going on), Gigi provides appropriate gravity and that sexy Gigi "vibe" we love so much...and we catch up with our old friends Ramiro Romo (Tony Romo's dad), the Reverend Charles, and many others who exist primarily in Bobbo's mind...and DJ PreKay is as good at Wolfe Pack Jeopardy as he is in the Rap game! And of course, you'll dig our inimitable mix of talk about music, current events and up-to-the-minute news and pop culture...and DJ Homeschool catches the whole thing on video for our growing legion of live Youtube streamers--so turn us on, turn it up, and party with the Wolfe Pack! This is what Saturdays are all about, y'all. Cheers!