The John Clay Wolfe Show

JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Holiday Nut Heist

Woo-hooo! It's Christmas time and our own chipmunk correspondent, Randy, has dug this festive archive clip up for us! Randy's been stashing nuts all year but he's got to keep an eye out for those sketchy squirrels. Him and his chipmunk gang are hatching a plan to hit the local Wal Mart for the biggest nut heist the animal kingdom has seen! Will Randy and his team make away with the nut sack of their dreams? They deserve it after a confusing encounter with a Turkey last month...

 

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#432 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.16.23

Simmer down now, neighbor--we're all raring to hop into Christmas time as much as you are! And we're feeling so good about 2023 we're ready to share a heapin' helping of Wolfe Pack joy! BUT...it's going to take an informed mind and a damned good attitude to get to the finish line--so stick with us for a spell. We've got a bit to say about how to correctly pick, predict and bet smart with a bona fide sports book consultant for a double-dose of the NFL this weekend; Gigi's got all you need to know about how she has become a trusted and capable mental health guru, Turley has brought along some tasty bits of "organic" comedy he came across during Friday Night Time with Bobbo and PreKay (speaking of which, our DJ has a fun new round of Brosetta Stone for us), and JD Ryan covers a whole world of weird news, politics and current events! Stay locked in for a special bonus segment from today's final hour, and don't forget to grab a corny dog while you're here! Only ten days until the jolly ol' Fat Man comes to town--make sure you're ready with help from the Wolfe Pack! It's a holly jolly good time, for sure!

JCW ARCHIVE: Baby, There’s Hoes Outside

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays! We're all familiar with the classic and somewhat controversial "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Well our crew has their own spin on that all too familiar Christmas tale! Short but sweet, I'm sure you'll be caroling these lyrics in your neighborhood this year! Taken from one of our classic Saturday morning intros, here it is in it's glorious entirety. Make sure to stay warm this Holiday season!

 

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#431 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.09.23

Hey--you feelin' okay? Here at the Wolfe Ranch, we've got a LOT of the wintertime "bug" going around...but being the troopers we are, our best shot at relief is coming on in for what's probably one of our best shows of the year! While John's just a wee bit under the weather, Turley has got a wealth of football matchups and predictions to bet on, Bobbo's getting uptight about the GOP, JD has his eye on this week's top news items, and who knew that DJ Homeschool was such a great rock singer?! Of course, we have got a LOT of insightful talk about what's going on in the the car biz these days, and a whole menu of our own inimitable takes on sports, music, politics and world news, along with a host of our favorite radio friends from way back: catch up with Keith Richards, Tony Romo's dad, and more! Just, y'know, keep a safe distance partner--it's cold and flu season! But no worries, we've got Z packs to share. Thanks for hanging with the Wolfe Pack!

JCW ARCHIVE: Camel Toe Polo

When there's no beer at the World Cup you have to get creative and that's exactly what John Clay Wolfe did in today's archive clip! You can hear the lightbulb go on above John's head as he invents the newest sport: Camel Toe Polo. Round up the butterfaces and call Mo because were about to play ball! The fans even have a way to make it better!

 

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JCW ARCHIVE: What Is A Coon-Ass?

Let's take a little trip to Louisiana! Last year we all towed our show to the great cities of New Orleans and Baton Rouge to enjoy a little bayou flavor, and our field investigator DJ Pre-K got his journal out and got to the bottom of what everybody wants to know. What exactly is a Coon-Ass? What better way to find out than go straight to the source!

 

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#430 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.02.23

Well howdy neighbor! Before you get those bells jinglin', spend an action-packed good time with the Wolfe Pack--we've got a LOT going on: Johnny C. is hosting his annual 'Buyer Homecoming' weekend, with a ranch full of "car guys" motorcycling, firemaking, and shooting as many awesome weapons as we could gather in one place...PLUS, our special surprise for John? Our own Gigi Drummond made it all the way from California to join in the fun, Uncle Roy spent some quality time (and a damned good story or two) with us, Turley is on a bit of a slide with his sports book, with a few less dollars amassed after last week's round of betting with John, Bobbo's pulling some chemically challenged guitar time around the house, and JD (thank goodness!) manages somehow to keep the whole gang in line. And, we've got another great round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, lots of insightful Car Talk, our own "take" on whatever in the hell is wrong with Elon Musk, and a full basket of our inimitable style of conversation about music, media, news and politics...and it's all right here. So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We saved an ice cold Natty Light, just for you. Cheers!

#429 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.25.23

Pardon me neighbor, but have you got any leftover turkey for a poor ol' bunch of 'Car Guys' who could use a break?! Just kidding--we've had about all of THAT we can handle, for now...But ain't it great to be out of the business of Thanksgiving and officially into the Christmas season? And boy oh boy, do we have a lot going on for a holiday week!

Johnny C. just LOVES to buy cars, and he's bidding them as if he were knee deep into a newly developed gambling addiction--and if you ask Mike Turley, he most assuredly has--plenty of big sports tips, predictions, lines and recommendations for those who'd like to lose a buck or three in a weekend PACKED with great matchups! We've also got a ton of the best talk that runs the gamut of our favorite topics: politics, news and world culture, and surprise post-Turkey Day visits from our old friends Randy the Chipmunk, Keith Richards, Libby the Liberal, and more! So grab a spot and enjoy a room-temperature Natty Light with the Wolfe Pack! (Sorry, but the fridge is still full of--well, you know.) Happy Thanksgiving!

JCW ARCHIVE: Don’t Pick Up That Dog

Let's take a trip down memory lane to Thanksgivings past! John Clay Wolfe's foreign in-laws are in town and they're ready to have a ball! They've got everything packed and ready and they've even got a dog sitter, but the trip gets canned and John's left with a dilemma. Do they pick up the dog (that just so happens to love to leave behind a nice yelllow stain one all of John's clothes) or do they let IT Rob handle it for the rest of the week? What would you do?

 

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#428 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.18.23

Here in the Wolfe Pack, we're always downright overjoyed to make it back to Saturday to spend time with all our friends cracking jokes and talking about what's on our minds...but we're not beyond a little foreshadowing: This weekend is our last stop before the REAL Holiday Season begins, and...well, we've got a LOT to get off our minds! Elon Musk is getting weird AGAIN (and wrecking the whole Twitter brand for no good damned reason at all), our own Car Guru Johnny C. has every reason to believe that EVs are a half century away from true fruition, despite impending regulations and legislation, and by God, it's getting hard to bet on football by any discernibly profitable margin...but it's our last gasp before that poor old turkey is roasted to perfection. So sit back and enjoy our own brand of perfectly prepared, gab, gaff, and good old Saturday fun, before Thanksgiving is upon us. And cheers, neighbor! We've made it this far, we might as well be all in! This Natty Light is for you. Thanks so much for hanging with us.