The John Clay Wolfe Show

#434 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.06.24

WhooWEE! This week the Wolfe Pack takes to the indoors for some slightly cooler weather--but we're still putting it all out there, know what we're saying? Join us for a SUPER loaded roster of the best morning radio out there! We've got John's new recruit Gary Bennett (from the award-winning, industry leading Barrett Jackson auction dynasty), to give some wisdom on navigating the 'Classics' car market... betting gets heavy, with a slough of pro AND college games on the slab for the weekend (and Johnny C. still gaining on his season-long gamblin' feud with the notorious Colonel Michael Turley), while JD's got some WILD news stories from around the country, PreKay teaches us a little Hip Hop culture, and Bobbo shows off his encyclopedic knowledge of the most talented porn actresses currently working in the adult video field! And of course, our inimitable take on the best stories in music, politics and world news, and more! So make sure to layer up on the comfy warm outerwear, and brave the cold with the Wolfe Pack!

JCW ARCHIVE: 11 Beer Haul

Happy New Year! Let's make a toast to the archives, just don't drive! When they first started cracking down on DUI's in the 70's, proud Americans were just trying to protect their God given freedoms, but John has seen just how scary a late night 25,000 lb haul with a seasoned drinker can be. How many beers will it take before young John starts to think uhhhh, this isnt a good idea? Let's find out!

 

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#433 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.23.23

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Wolfepack! We've got a special gift under the tree for you, and guess what it is? It's your favorite podcast back with a fresh Christmas Eve episode! Twas the Saturday before Christmas and all through the ranch, John was calling for our listeners to air out their grievances for Festivus! From long winded and sexually frustrated conspiracy theorists to former federal agents with a tip on stolen car scams, we've got a bit of it all. Gigi  tells us about her family's experience ice skating [Black people on ice coming to a rink near you!] John's dropping cold hard cash on bad ass cars but he needs Uncle Roy and Bagman Tom to carry the cash [and the gun] to make sure it all goes smooth. We're missing Bobbo, but we find a clip of him trying out for a different station and we play DJ Pre-K's Christmas classic "Gangsta Ass Christmas" to bring up the spirits after John's middle school bully calls in to apologize for beating him up after slapping his sister's boobies [Turns out she deserved it!] Pour up that egg nog and light the yule log because we've got all that and more on the John Clay Wolfe show!

JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Holiday Nut Heist

Woo-hooo! It's Christmas time and our own chipmunk correspondent, Randy, has dug this festive archive clip up for us! Randy's been stashing nuts all year but he's got to keep an eye out for those sketchy squirrels. Him and his chipmunk gang are hatching a plan to hit the local Wal Mart for the biggest nut heist the animal kingdom has seen! Will Randy and his team make away with the nut sack of their dreams? They deserve it after a confusing encounter with a Turkey last month...

 

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#432 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.16.23

Simmer down now, neighbor--we're all raring to hop into Christmas time as much as you are! And we're feeling so good about 2023 we're ready to share a heapin' helping of Wolfe Pack joy! BUT...it's going to take an informed mind and a damned good attitude to get to the finish line--so stick with us for a spell. We've got a bit to say about how to correctly pick, predict and bet smart with a bona fide sports book consultant for a double-dose of the NFL this weekend; Gigi's got all you need to know about how she has become a trusted and capable mental health guru, Turley has brought along some tasty bits of "organic" comedy he came across during Friday Night Time with Bobbo and PreKay (speaking of which, our DJ has a fun new round of Brosetta Stone for us), and JD Ryan covers a whole world of weird news, politics and current events! Stay locked in for a special bonus segment from today's final hour, and don't forget to grab a corny dog while you're here! Only ten days until the jolly ol' Fat Man comes to town--make sure you're ready with help from the Wolfe Pack! It's a holly jolly good time, for sure!

JCW ARCHIVE: Baby, There’s Hoes Outside

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays! We're all familiar with the classic and somewhat controversial "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Well our crew has their own spin on that all too familiar Christmas tale! Short but sweet, I'm sure you'll be caroling these lyrics in your neighborhood this year! Taken from one of our classic Saturday morning intros, here it is in it's glorious entirety. Make sure to stay warm this Holiday season!

 

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#431 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.09.23

Hey--you feelin' okay? Here at the Wolfe Ranch, we've got a LOT of the wintertime "bug" going around...but being the troopers we are, our best shot at relief is coming on in for what's probably one of our best shows of the year! While John's just a wee bit under the weather, Turley has got a wealth of football matchups and predictions to bet on, Bobbo's getting uptight about the GOP, JD has his eye on this week's top news items, and who knew that DJ Homeschool was such a great rock singer?! Of course, we have got a LOT of insightful talk about what's going on in the the car biz these days, and a whole menu of our own inimitable takes on sports, music, politics and world news, along with a host of our favorite radio friends from way back: catch up with Keith Richards, Tony Romo's dad, and more! Just, y'know, keep a safe distance partner--it's cold and flu season! But no worries, we've got Z packs to share. Thanks for hanging with the Wolfe Pack!

JCW ARCHIVE: Camel Toe Polo

When there's no beer at the World Cup you have to get creative and that's exactly what John Clay Wolfe did in today's archive clip! You can hear the lightbulb go on above John's head as he invents the newest sport: Camel Toe Polo. Round up the butterfaces and call Mo because were about to play ball! The fans even have a way to make it better!

 

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JCW ARCHIVE: What Is A Coon-Ass?

Let's take a little trip to Louisiana! Last year we all towed our show to the great cities of New Orleans and Baton Rouge to enjoy a little bayou flavor, and our field investigator DJ Pre-K got his journal out and got to the bottom of what everybody wants to know. What exactly is a Coon-Ass? What better way to find out than go straight to the source!

 

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#430 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.02.23

Well howdy neighbor! Before you get those bells jinglin', spend an action-packed good time with the Wolfe Pack--we've got a LOT going on: Johnny C. is hosting his annual 'Buyer Homecoming' weekend, with a ranch full of "car guys" motorcycling, firemaking, and shooting as many awesome weapons as we could gather in one place...PLUS, our special surprise for John? Our own Gigi Drummond made it all the way from California to join in the fun, Uncle Roy spent some quality time (and a damned good story or two) with us, Turley is on a bit of a slide with his sports book, with a few less dollars amassed after last week's round of betting with John, Bobbo's pulling some chemically challenged guitar time around the house, and JD (thank goodness!) manages somehow to keep the whole gang in line. And, we've got another great round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, lots of insightful Car Talk, our own "take" on whatever in the hell is wrong with Elon Musk, and a full basket of our inimitable style of conversation about music, media, news and politics...and it's all right here. So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We saved an ice cold Natty Light, just for you. Cheers!