The John Clay Wolfe Show

#457 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.15.24

Well gang, if it's too hot to hang around outside, but still just ten days or so before the firecracker stands open up, you know it must be Father's Day weekend! And Daddy, we've got one hell of a show for ya: Johnny C. is beginning to take on his "mid Summer car buying overachiever" persona--and he's bidding hard, on EVERY SINGLE UNIT he can pick up...which means you'll be happy to find a LOT of car talk, some of which is hilariously unscripted, unpredictably hard-fought, and...you'll just have to listen and decide if you've EVER heard a more entertaining bunch of wholesale negotiating!

And of course, our own JD Ryan has all the news that's fit to broadcast, Bobbo puts together one of the most challenging (and fiercely competed for) rounds of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy we've had in a while, and Gigi shines her "Cali Good Girl" magic across the entire program, 'cause that's what she does!

So take a load of Daddio, the Wolfe Pack has got a ton of fun loaded up and ready to launch! Let's get this show on the road.

JCW ARCHIVE: You Down With STD's?

Yeah you know me! The Covid craze had John curious about how they handled other infectious diseases, especially ones of the venereal kind. Luckily we have a slew of promiscuous callers to call in and break down their experiences, or experiences of "somebody they know". With a crash course on the in's and out's of STD's, we take some time to ponder about who is at fault when a late night backseat session results in a clinic's visit.

 

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#456 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.08.24

You've surely noticed by now, the Wolfe Pack is one versatile bunch of knuckleheads when it comes to having a great time on our live radio show--but with the car market up just a tic, Johnny C. thought he'd spend a little more "quality" time talking to our listeners from around the country about their cars, trucks, motorcycles and RVs (and buying every damned one of 'em if he can!)...so here's what's what:

This week we condensed our usual four hour live program into three live hours of all of our favorite stuff: we catch up with our old friend Joe Exotic about his day-to-day routine, schemes, hopes and dreams from inside Federal prison; JD Ryan has got some of the funniest, most entertaining news stories we've had all year, including Florida News stories that'll crack you up for sure, a new report about what our friends in Arkansas are calling 'The Miracle Golden Corrall Baby,' and a public school teacher whose hobby is taking sexy (and we mean downright NASTY) selfies in the classroom after hours, while Bobbo wrangles one of our favorite BackTrax features so far this year (it's Van Halen played backwards y'all!), Gigi takes another shot at the Wolfe Pack Jeopardy bragging rights, and of course DJ PreKay, Professor Home School, and the Colonel Michael Turley keep the machine running--and THEN John devotes an entire hour of the show to talking cars and nothing else?! Hey--when the boss wants to work, we've got him covered! So come prepared, friends. It's busy, but we're still the same motley bunch you expect. So grab a Natty Light and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We've got what you need to kick off the weekend right. Cheers!

JCW ARCHIVE: High Profile

More money more problems! John was in Las Vegas and trying to enjoy some of the concerts, when the pesky covid protocol of the time put him in a testing line in a very expensive car. There were sneers and jeers but luckily, John knows how to make friends. John also gives us a crash course on different kinds of d-bag cars and what it takes to drive them and we find out what a Rolls Royce umbrella is worth!

 

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#455 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.01.24

Summertime baby, and the livin' is easy at W6 Ranch! This week's program is kind of an impromptu get-together, like any fine family gathering--or an unexpected keg party...hop on board as the Wolfe Pack catches up with old friends and new:

We don't know how Johnny C. does it, but it's true: while hanging around with his steer-roping friends, he happened upon a random bystander who just happened to be world-famous news correspondent Lara Logan, who decided to stop by for a visit. We also get our weekly talk with the always entertaining Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, who weighs in on Donny Trump's latest excursion into the American justice system, life in federal prison, and his plan to be a free man, sooner rather than later! We've also got our own JD Ryan, who covers the news with boldness and panache (including a very informative and hilarious interview with a basset hound named Priscilla)...the Colonel, Mike Turley, keeps us caught up on the latest sports scores, schedules, predictions and "hot" takes, Bobbo keeps it weird as usual, including plans to make an organic smoking device from a genetically modified chicken leg?! And of course, our own Sweetheart of the Radio, Gigi Drummond, is always handy to guide us on the "pompatus" of life and love--and she plays a mean game of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy! And, just for kicks, we invite a half-dozen of our fans and friends to join us, via Zoom, for our live radio (and Youtube stream), 'cause we're all better when we're together. So sit and hang a while with the Wolfe Pack! We've got a great way to spend a Saturday. Yeehaw!

JCW ARCHIVE: Motocross Collarbone Crack

Ouch! John breaks down how he cracked his collarbone riding dirt bikes on the ranch and Gigi gives him a stern talking to! We get a first-hand account of the incident and the aftermath, and it turns out JD once had a similar injury while in Mexico. Of course we talk to JD’s doctor, Dr. Jiminez, who wants to take us all out for a margarita!

 

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#454 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.25.24

Well hallelujah and nix the gaslight, it's finally the weekend! You don't need us to tell you: the smart money is on spending it with friends and family, get plenty of laughs and recklessly goofy opinions, a topical spread of the stuff our crowd wants to hear about, and party hearty! Of course, we've got an angle or two, with John navigating his way through small town politics (and it ain't easy being the New Kid!), Gigi is STILL looking for a certain special kind of man--but nothing like her most recent suitor...while JD keeps us up to date and on the point about news, pop culture and "weird" news entries, Bobbo's up to nine kinds of "no good" (including our old friends Keith Richards, the Reverend Charles, the World's Biggest SOB, and more), Turley has the corner on up-to-the-minute Sports insights and "hot" takes, and a whole lot more! So get out there and have a great Memorial Day weekend, thanks for bringing us along.

 

In memory of our fallen heroes: "What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." Thank you for your service.

JCW ARCHIVE: Drippin' Sauce on a Stripper Bus

Word to your mother! In this week's throwback clip, our resident slanguistics expert DJ Pre-K is going to break down some Hip-Hop lexicon for us to use in our everyday lives, courtesy of Brosetta Stone. We also find out how it was to shoot a music video on a big stripper bus John bought. Turns out there's a lot of places for dollar bills to get lost in, but the ladies sure love it!

 

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#453 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.18.24

Word to the wise friends--you're going to want to strap in tight for this week's program, because it is one bumpy ride! John and the W6 Ranch crew are experiencing, we'll say, a few "small town growing pains" in the fabric of the status quo in our little home town of Walnut Springs, which is to say: when you're the new kid in town, you get a little friction from the "old guard" while getting settled! But all indications are Big Things are beginning to happen, both for the Wolfe Pack AND our new neighbors. And my, how the car biz keeps a fellow busy: John's been landing some AWESOME classic, "hot rods" and exotic cars from all over the country (check our social media content at jcwshow.com to see the latest models, mods, instructional videos and wisdom from Squirrel, our Chief Mechanic)! And of course, the radio show is a genuine banger! Our old friend Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, is back from hiatus at a federal lockup in Florida with great stories about what he's been up to (and yes ladies, he's still single!), while JD has a ton of entertaining news and pop culture stories, a new You Just Lost a Listener, and some Florida News you won't want to miss...John and Bobbo share a small bit of what they love the most about great music and their favorite old TV shows, and Gigi has a lot to say about...well, a LOT of topics in human behavior and living the Cali lifestyle. And don't forget, Turley has more than a handful of scores, schedules, and other "hot sports takes" from across the spectrum! So come on in, grab a Natty Light, settle down and have yourself a hang with your favorite weekend crew. The Wolfe Pack has got what you need! Cheers. 

JCW ARCHIVE: Karenz Wit Attitudes

You better watch out! Karenz Wit Attitudes are comin' at ya and they're straight outta patience! Finally, an anthem for all of the bad vibe single moms out there who take their aggression out on anybody in sight. From Wal Mart employees to delivery drivers, nobody is safe. You don't want to run across one of these ladies in a dark alley, or you're liable to get CANCELLED by K.W.A.!

 

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